i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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