Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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