just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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