the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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