I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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