There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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