Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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