i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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