rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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