And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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