Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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