She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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