Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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