It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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