the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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