I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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