That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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