I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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