Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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