Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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