Pappa wants mamma naked
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Randomize
