I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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