Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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