you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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