You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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