Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
