I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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