Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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