come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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