are you so shy because you have an std?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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