who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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