Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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