your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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