On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
