I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Fuck appropriateness.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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