think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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