I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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