Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
