he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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