and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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