Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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