For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
