my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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