I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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