btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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