Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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