Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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