i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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