Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
did i walk over a car last night?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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