Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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