i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
