You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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